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剧情简介:
Monica: Welcome to the real world. It's sucks, but you gonna love it.
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《老友记》第一季第1集序集
Friends S01E01: The Pilot
? So no one told you life was gonna be this way
? 没有人告诉你活着有多累
? - Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A.
- ? 上班受罪口袋空空爱情变累赘
（主演：詹妮弗安妮斯顿）
? It's like you're always stuck in second gear
? 寂寞又潦倒受气又受累
（主演：柯特妮考克斯）
? When it hasn't been your day,
? 日复一日年复一年
（主演：丽莎库卓）
? your week, your month, or even your year
? 时运不济活着受罪
? but I'll be there for you
? 你我永不离弃
（主演：马特勒布朗）
? When the rain starts to pour
? 纵有狂风暴雨
（主演：马修派瑞）
? I'll be there for you
? 你我永不离弃
（主演：大卫修蒙）
? Like I've been there before
? 支持一如往昔
? I'll be there for you
? 你我永不离弃
? 'Cause you're there for me too
? 你我相偎相依
（中央咖啡厅）
没什么好说的！他只不过是我的同事
There's nothing to tell. It's just some guy I work with.
少来了，和你交往的男人…
Come on. You're going out with a guy.
多多少少一定有点问题！
There's gotta be something wrong with him.
他既驼背又戴假发？
So does he have a hump and a hair piece?
等一下，他是不是会吃粉笔？
Wait. Does he eat chalk?
我只是不希望你重蹈我和卡尔的覆辙
I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl. Oh.
（制片：塔德史帝文斯）
各位放轻松，这不算约会
Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date.
不过是两个人一起出去吃晚餐而且不上床
It's just two people going out to dinner and not having sex.
对我来说这就是约会
Sounds like a date to me.
（编剧：玛莎卡夫曼　大卫肯蓝）
做了个梦，在中学时代我站在餐厅中央…
I'm back in high school, in the middle of the cafeteria...
突然发现自己全身赤裸
...and I realize I'm totally naked.
- 对，没错 - 我做过那样的梦
- Oh, yeah. - I've had that dream.
我低头一看，看见有一个电话…
Then I look down and I realize there is a phone...
在那里
...there.
- 而不是… - 没错
- Instead of... - That's right!
- 我没做过那样的梦 - 没有
MONICA: That one, I've never had. PHOEBE: No.
突然，那个电话响了
All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring.
结果是我妈妈打来的
And it turns out it's my mother.
这非常奇怪因为她从来都不会打电话给我！
Which is very, very weird because she never calls me.
（导演：詹姆斯柏洛斯）
嗨
Hi.
这家伙说〝嗨〞的时候我却想杀了我自己
This guy says "hello," I wanna kill myself.
你还好吧，亲爱的？
Are you okay, sweetie?
我就感觉好像某人伸手进我的喉咙抓住我的小肠，从我的嘴里拉出来
I feel like someone grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth...
- 再在我的脖子上打结… - 要吃饼干吗？
...and tied it around my neck. - Cookie?
卡萝今天搬走了她的东西
Carol moved her stuff out today.
哦
PHOEBE & JOEY: Oh.
- 我给你拿杯咖啡 - 谢谢
- Let me get you some coffee. - Thanks.
呃
Ew. Unh.
不，不要！不要清理我的光环！
No. No, don't! Stop cleansing my aura.
不要管我的光环，好吗？
Just leave my aura alone, okay?
我会没事的，好吗？真的我希望她开心
I'll be fine. All right? Really. I hope she'll be very happy.
- 不，你并不希望 - 是的，我不希望！
- No, you don't. - No, I don't.
叫她去死，是她离开了我！
To hell with her. She left me!
你从来都不知道她是女同性恋
And you never 百思特网knew she was a lesbian.
不知道！行了吧！
No! Okay?
为什么每个人老是要提出来？
Why does everyone keep fixating on that?
她都不知道，我又怎么会知道？
She didn't know. How should I know?
有时候我希望我是女同性恋…